AI roasts. Real insights.

WE ROAST.
YOU LAUGH.
YOU IMPROVE.

Turn a bank-statement CSV into a savage spending recap and one clear next move. No bank login. No raw file upload. Just the truth.

Local-only CSV Downloadable cards

ReceiptRoast / August

$1,286 on delivery? Your fridge is just decorative now.

One move for next week

Move one delivery night to groceries. That alone keeps $84 in your account.

Fine. I'll meet my future self halfway.
Your statement stays local

01

Your CSV stays yours

No Plaid. No bank login. No raw statement storage.

02

Savage, not vague

Find the spending plot twists worth calling out.

03

Made to be shared

Turn the damage into a card for the group chat.

The roast loop

A RECEIPT.
A ROAST.
A REAL MOVE.

BrokeBanter gives every bad spending habit an honest name, then leaves you with a next step worth taking.

Start with your CSV

01

Drop in the statement

Pick a CSV export and map its date, merchant, and amount columns. Your raw file never leaves this browser.

02

Get the read

We surface the category patterns, late-night impulses, and small purchases that quietly became a lifestyle.

03

Keep the useful part

A sharp roast ends with one practical move to try next week. Download the card or keep it just for you.

No financial cosplay

YOUR MONEY DATA DOESN'T NEED TO LEAVE YOUR DEVICE.

ReceiptRoast is intentionally CSV-first: no bank login, no Plaid, and no raw-statement upload.

Questions before the reckoning

NO FINE PRINT.
JUST ANSWERS.

See plans

Your statement has a story.

LET'S MAKE IT
UNCOMFORTABLY FUNNY.

Roast my spending